19 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Are Annoying AFSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 10 May 2017 19 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Are Annoying AF "I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times." by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Rob Fee @robfee If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row. 12:16 AM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 1-year-old: *screams* Me: *picks her up* 1: *screams louder* Me: *puts her down* 1: *screams louder* 06:29 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom / Famveld / Getty Images 4 Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 01:04 AM - 09 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 maura quint @behindyourback best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place" 02:15 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist 3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: "Privacy, please" 3yo: "Oh, right" *closes door* "Now we have privacy, Mommy" 08:48 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Jackie Bouvier @jackiembouvier Me: Let's go to the store. 5 yo: Why? M: For food. 5: Why? M: So we can eat. 5: Why? M: To stay alive. 5: Why? M: I have no idea. 06:21 PM - 19 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 I Would Meh 4 U @TheAlexNevil Any story told by a 7 year old is technically a nightmare because you don't know when it will end. 05:06 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Ash @adult_mom I tucked my kids in last night and said, "See you in the morning!" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise. 02:52 PM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Twitter: @bourgeoisalien / Ajafoto / Getty Images 11 Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell TEXTING 101 ME: Hi College son: ME: How are you? CS: ME: Are you still alive? CS: ... CS: CS: ME: I can cut off your phone CS: Hi Ma love u 12:10 AM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom My 4 year old spilled water on his bathing suit, so he can't go in the pool until he changes and this is why vodka is a thing. 12:51 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Domestic Goddess @DomesticGoddss My kids wanted a karaoke machine for Christmas-little did I know it would be for yelling in the mic "CAN WE HAVE A SNACK" when I'm upstairs. 02:37 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Sarah del Rio @establish1975 I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves 04:10 PM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times. 04:37 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Twitter: @ericsshadow / Bhofack2 / Getty Images 17 Sweggpants Cher @House_Feminist 1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store 07:40 PM - 31 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Mumsie @MUMSIEesq 3YO: "How do babies get out of bellies?" ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: "How do babies get out of be---" 12:03 AM - 22 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Sweggpants Cher @House_Feminist I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around 04:43 PM - 22 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.