27 Jokes You'll Laugh At If You're Kind Of Shit At DatingSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 10 May 2017 27 Jokes You ll Laugh At If You re Kind Of Shit At Dating Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* "TAAA-DAAA!" by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Jose @Conciled 3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on goo… https://t.co/6fLmCMvhGX 11:08 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Guy Incognito @ShutUpThatsWho HOT GIRL AT WORK: I saw Death Of A Salesman last night & I really loved it ME: [trying to impress her] I've murdered 7 pizza delivery guys 01:49 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rudy_mustang 4 View this photo on Instagram Twitter: @scerbzzzz / Instagram: @thefunnyintrovert 5 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @ship 6 thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com 7 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @thefunnyintrovert 8 Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher [speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog? "No." *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps] 02:35 AM - 28 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 redeemedbywater.tumblr.com 10 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rudy_mustang 11 Twitter: @MaisieAikenhead 12 Dan Duvall @lazerdoov She said no!!! 02:33 AM - 13 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Julz&offee @lovejulieacafe *Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* "TAAA-DAAA!" 08:30 PM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @ship 15 JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses. 01:55 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @ship 17 Brosephine Wires @JoParkerBear I am officially lowering my dating standards to include anyone who may have access to a swimming pool. I will learn to love you. Call me. 04:28 PM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 kardashiansfuckyeah.tumblr.com 19 memehumor.net 20 vladchoc @vladchoc Stephanie, I am out to lunch. If the Sims I trapped in this bedroom finally fall in love page me IMMEDIATELY. Yes, I know they look like us. 05:03 AM - 11 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 asstroslut.tumblr.com 22 Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries." 07:07 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 śoph @SophieMartini My prom date everybody 02:57 AM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Lisa Marie @xLiserx *First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet. 04:13 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 paperwash @PaperWash [1st date] me: are you cold? date: *shivering* a little me: *putting second hoody on* that sucks 01:27 AM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @thefunnyintrovert 27 Vladimir @tomhanksrva An actual conversation between me and a girl I was "dating" in 6th grade 06:19 PM - 25 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.