21 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh For No Real Reason At AllSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 26 Apr 2017 21 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh For No Real Reason At All Why am I laughing? by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this 07:12 AM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Andy Richter @AndyRichter Free idea for a commercial for queso: a judge tries some inferior queso & says "queso dismissed!" Guys, I'm feeling pretty isolated rn 01:36 AM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 good sports doer @malt_skull [date] me *quietly*: don't let her know you miss the late winters of your childhood her: so- me: ah, the way the water flowed under the snow 03:13 PM - 18 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Jared Fitzgibbon @incremus it’s a-me, 07:14 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 k e e t ? @KeetPotato [on phone to gf] her: "you never understand me anymore so.." me: "so what?" her: "we're breaking up" me: "i can hear you fine" 09:53 AM - 22 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious Date - "lets watch a DVD, I've got Ratatouille?" Me - "no thanks, I haven't seen rataONEille hahaha" Date - "you know what I'm pretty tired" 09:25 PM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 decent birthday @decentbirthday Dad: *hands me pen* This was your Grandpa's. He used it to write us during WWII and- Me: I lost it D: What? M: I've already lost the pen 04:59 AM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Kim Monte @KimmyMonte When someone shows up to the party with the same basket as you 03:57 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 dak @daplusk [on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim 10:28 AM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Sam Grittner @SamGrittner FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS: * Open casket * Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance * My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa 08:34 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 dan mentos @DanMentos date: you didn't tell me you drove an uber me: yeah pretty sweet huh passenger: are these waters free 05:31 AM - 20 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Josh @iwearaonesie wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair 01:30 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby 06:26 PM - 31 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Don t Ask @be_yourownhero 10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone 04:43 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 marko ?? @markyannna bröther may i have some öats 03:20 AM - 11 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Michael, still here @Home_Halfway Go on a romantic walk with her. Run your hands through her hair. Take her out to a nice meal. So what if she's a police horse, who cares 09:38 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Alleged Shark @AbrasiveGhost ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me 05:49 PM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Dan Duvall @lazerdoov *sitting in the dark at the kitchen table waiting for my wife* Hello Karen. Maybe you'd like to tell me who used all my essential oils 06:33 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 [Scooby Doo voice] @beesmygod and im falling asleep and she calling a cab while he's having a smoke and hes also a crab 04:52 AM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl [At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone* 03:31 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 several onions @Amusitr0n Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird 12:06 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.