You Can Buy Some Seriously Strange Stuff at Costco

You Can Buy Some Seriously Strange Stuff at Costco

You Can Buy Some Seriously Strange Stuff at CostcoHome > FYISource: Costco 24 of the Weirdest Things You Can Actually Buy at CostcoBy Mustafa GatollariJan. 12 2022, Published 1:59 p.m. ET When my wife's cousin came from Egypt to visit America for the first time, I wanted his first experience in this great land of ours to produce the most amount of culture shock as possible, while also encapsulating everything that the U S of A is all about. So I took him to Costco. He couldn't believe he could get a cell phone plan in the same place he could purchase lawn chairs, designer socks, a pizza, and motor oil.Article continues below advertisement If you've been a regular Costco customer over the years this just seems par for the course for any excursion into America's greatest retailer. However, there are some Costco finds that are a bit strange to even the most seasoned Costco customer, no matter how many times you may see them. 72 pounds of cheeseSource: Costco.com For, you know, trying to taunt someone who's lactose intolerant.Article continues below advertisement ChandeliersSource: Costco In the past they had some that looked like something straight out of Beauty and the Beast, but the modern ones look like something the Property Brothers would place above a kitchen island.Article continues below advertisement Wedding invitationsSource: Costco When you want everyone to know you're spending the rest of your days with the love of your life while you pick up a rotisserie chicken and get your tires changed.Article continues below advertisement A greenhouseSource: Costco When you want to have an unbeatable warranty for your background grow operation.Article continues below advertisement A whole garageSource: Costco You can assemble it yourself.Article continues below advertisement REALLY expensive engagement ringsSource: Costco You know the greeter's going to check the receipt on this one.Article continues below advertisement A chicken coopSource: Costco It features two stories and an open floor plan.Article continues below advertisement 600-bottle wine coolersSource: Costco "Enthusiast" is either a weird way of calling someone a restaurateur, or a nice way of saying a person's an alcoholic. Article continues below advertisement CasketsSource: Costco Rumor has it if you're buried in one of these, your afterlife is spent in a Costco with unlimited rotations of free samples.Article continues below advertisement SaunasSource: Costco To help ease your aching muscles after carrying the 72 lb wheel of parmesan.Article continues below advertisement PoolsSource: Costco Yes, above ground counts.Article continues below advertisement $20 000 Camaro pool tableSource: Costco Mario Andretti signed it, but he never even professionally raced one of these things. At least you get the added benefit of saying the front grill got in the way when you mess up a shot.Article continues below advertisement Bridal bouquetsSource: Costco A very exclusive pattern that's only available to anyone else who has a Costco membership.Article continues below advertisement 28 lb bucket of mac n' cheeseSource: Costco With the way I eat mac and cheese, I'd say 240 servings is being very optimistic here.Article continues below advertisement Ginormous teddy bearSource: Costco How is this girl carrying this thing around outside? It's definitely going to get dirty. How do her parents even wash it? How much does it weight soaking wet? No one thinks about these things.Article continues below advertisement TrumpetSource: Costco The countoured carrying case is what really sells it for me.Article continues below advertisement Kilogram of caviarSource: Costco When you want to be fancy, but not too fancy.Article continues below advertisement Robo-caddySource: Costco Never tip or interact with a human on the golf course ever again. At least until the battery runs out.Article continues below advertisement COVID-19 PCR testsSource: Costco If you didn't have COVID-19 before, you will after walking around a packed retail store. Better pick this up in the off-hours.Article continues below advertisement Emergency rationsSource: Costco Ugh, just-add-water beef stroganoff again?Article continues below advertisement Ghillie suitSource: Costco To help you steal emergency meal kits from other families in the apocalypse.Article continues below advertisement UrnsSource: Costco So happy there's other color options for the first choice.Article continues below advertisement $2 000 of Wagyu beefSource: Costco Honestly? Kind of a bargain.Article continues below advertisement Gym memberships depending on the area you live in Source: 24-Hour Fitness You know, to help burn off all the $1.50 hot dog/drink combos you've been taking advantage of all these years.AdvertisementMore from Distractify The Internet's New Favorite Costco Manager Kicked a Man out for Refusing to Wear a Mask What's With the Receipt Checkers at Costco? Who's Trying to Steal Bulk Mayo? Florida Man at Costco Charges and Yells "I Feel Threatened!" 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