St Patrick' s Day Jokes to Share on March 17Home > HumorSource: istock 27 St Patty' s Day Jokes Everyone You Encounter on 3 17 Will LoveBy Pippa RagaMar. 17 2022, Updated 10:05 a.m. ET What is it with March stealing all of the good holidays? First, there's National Pancake Day, Mardi Gras, Nap Day, International Women's Day and even Pi Day. Now St. Patrick's Day is here, too!Article continues below advertisement Well, we hope you have something green you're ready to show off this St. Patty's Day. To make sure you're ultra prepared for the holiday, we wanted to give you a bunch of jokes to tell your friends and family while you march along your parade or indulge in another Shamrock Shake. Source: istockArticle continues below advertisement St Patrick' s Day Jokes1. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy.2. What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? You get a rash of good luck!3. What kind of bow can't be tied? A rainbow.4. Where can you always find gold on St. Patty's Day? In the dictionary.Article continues below advertisementSource: istock5. Who was St. Patrick's favorite superhero? Green Lantern.6. Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.Article continues below advertisement7. How did the Irish Jig get started? Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms.8. What do they call the Irish Jig at McDonald's? A Shamrock ShakeSource: istockArticle continues below advertisement9. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? St. O'Claus!10. What's long and green and has a low IQ? A St. Patrick's Day parade. Leprechaun jokes11. What kinds of spells do leprechaun witches cast? Lucky Charms!12. Why are so many leprechauns gardeners? Because they have green thumbs.Article continues below advertisementSource: istock13. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short.14. What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs.Article continues below advertisement15. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? Because they're very short-tempered.16. What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A leper con.Source: istockArticle continues below advertisement Irish jokes 17. Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.18. When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? When it's a French fry.19. Why is Ireland the fastest growing country in Europe? Because it's always Dublin.20. "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"Article continues below advertisementSource: istock21. Are people jealous of the Irish? Sure, they're green with envy.22. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk at the party.Article continues below advertisement23. How does every Irish joke start? By looking over your shoulder.24. Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.Source: istock25. What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'furniture.26. Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming? They're really into green living.27. Knock Knock Who's there? Irish! Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day! Have fun today and drink responsibly!AdvertisementMore from Distractify 55 St. Patrick's Day Instagram Captions to Give You the Luck of the Irish 17 St. Patrick’s Day Memes That Will Make You Spit Your Guinness out Laughing Celebrate St. Patrick's Day With Films Invoking Irish Heritage and Cultural Traditions Latest Humor News and UpdatesAdvertisementABOUT DistractifyAbout UsPrivacy PolicyTerms of UseDMCASitemapCONNECT with DistractifyLink to Facebook Link to TwitterLink to InstagramContact us by Email Copyright 2022 Distractify. Distractify is a registered trademark. All Rights Reserved. People may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Offers may be subject to change without notice.