The official Nintendo Switch app is packed with penises thanks to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate stage creators Eurogamer.net If you click on a link and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. Read our editorial policy. The official Nintendo Switch app is packed with penises thanks to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate stage creators Mushroom kingdom. News by Wesley Yin-Poole Deputy Editorial Director Updated on 18 Apr 2019 65 comments THIS ARTICLE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OBVIOUSLY. At the time of this article's publication, the front page of the official Nintendo Switch mobile app had a penis on it. Why? Because Nintendo just released a stage maker for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and of course people are drawing dicks on them. Nintendo doesn't appear to be moderating user-generated stages available to download for the brawler, so there's a lot of... interesting stuff bubbling up on the Nintendo Switch app right now. We've seen penises, of course, as well as humans having sex. There's lots of sex on there right now. And it's pretty easy to do this yourself. I had Paul Watson, our social media maestro, create a stage inspired by the two penis dude from reddit and he was able to pull it off pretty seamlessly. Nintendo's stage title filter then kicked in, flagging up "double dick dude". But replacing the "i" with an "Í" got it through. (Paul would like it to be known that the penises in his level actually swing.) It's not all penises and more penises, however. Someone's made a Garfield stage. There's a Donald Trump level. There's also a stage with what looks like a man eating a poo while also pooing. And yes, there are Swastika stages, because of course there are. And there's a lot of grim racist stuff on there already. Sigh. Family-friendly super brand Nintendo will no doubt step in sooner rather than later to clean up after this most messy of launches. I suspect all those who've made penis levels will inevitably get shafted. Until then, go nuts! Become a Eurogamer subscriber and get your first month for £1 Get your first month for £1 (normally £3.99) when you buy a Standard Eurogamer subscription. Enjoy ad-free browsing, merch discounts, our monthly letter from the editor, and show your support with a supporter-exclusive comment flair! Support us View supporter archive More News Splatoon 3 Amiibos will be out next month Ink-coming! 3 Fans think Phil Spencer's shelf is teasing the Xbox Game Pass streaming box UPDATE: Xbox confirms old Keystone prototype. 61 Modder dives into Demon's Souls files following PS5 jailbreak, discovers fabled Ring of the Chieftain Who knows what's nexus? 4 Google announces cloud gaming Chromebooks less than a fortnight after Stadia shutdown GeForce Now preinstalled. 11 Latest Articles Digital Foundry Sennheiser's legendary HD 599 open-back headphones are just £70 at Amazon in the Prime Early Access Sale Comfortable with neutral sound and a wide sound stage. Preview Football Manager's new Console edition is the best you'll get without a PC Getting Touch-right. 1 Splatoon 3 Amiibos will be out next month Ink-coming! 3 Fans think Phil Spencer's shelf is teasing the Xbox Game Pass streaming box UPDATE: Xbox confirms old Keystone prototype. 61 Supporters Only Premium only Off Topic: Take a minute to appreciate Cookin' with Coolio's incredible scallops recipe. What a great book. Premium only Off Topic: Reading City of Glass in comic form "Where exactly am I going?" Premium only Off Topic: Il Buco is a transporting film about a really big hole Underlands. Off-Topic Netflix handled Sandman brilliantly It was Dreamy. 9 Buy things with globes on them And other lovely Eurogamer merch in our official store! Explore our store