Play as a burly, sexy lumberjack in this forestry sim Eurogamer.net If you click on a link and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. Read our editorial policy. Play as a burly, sexy lumberjack in this forestry sim Got wood? News by Ed Nightingale News reporter Published on 18 May 2022 3 comments In Logjam, you play as a sexy lumberjack chopping, slicing, and stroking wood. It's... very NSFW. Logjam is the latest game from famed creator Robert Yang, following the likes of Hard Lads, Rinse and Repeat, and The Tearoom in exploring gay sexuality. And like Hard Lads, Logjam is in part inspired by a recent trend of sexy lumberjack videos on TikTok, as he explains in a lengthy blog post. "Logjam is the latest in my gay sexuality series - a short small game about a middle aged lumberjack daddy processing wood and other hard things. It's about forestry, masculinity, and history, but on a surface level it's a simple work simulator with a burly stripper and occasional twists," he says. "A 'log jam' is a 'crowded mass of logs blocking a river' or a 'situation that seems irresolvable'. But we can also understand it erotically as jam from a log - a sticky substance oozing out of a long hard thing." Available for free on itch.io, the short game is very simple: use the mouse to chop wood. Of course, chopping wood is hard, sweaty work, so inevitably our lumberjack protagonist takes his clothes off. And it's not just wood he's chopping, but sandwiches, deer, apple pie, and other American symbols. Over the course of four days, the lumberjack continuously chops wood until...a very depressing end, to be honest with you. As Yang himself explains, it's all a comment on masculinity, on the historical importance of wood, on loneliness. It's also an excuse to see a digital penis. Logjam is available for free - or for a donation - on itch.io. Become a Eurogamer subscriber and get your first month for £1 Get your first month for £1 (normally £3.99) when you buy a Standard Eurogamer subscription. Enjoy ad-free browsing, merch discounts, our monthly letter from the editor, and show your support with a supporter-exclusive comment flair! Support us View supporter archive More News Atari will hold RollerCoaster Tycoon rights for another decade Ups and downs. 7 Lady Dimitrescu will be a tad smaller in Resident Evil Village's Mercenaries DLC Level the playing field. 1 Overwatch 2 suffers another DDoS attack and character roster bugs Mei Mei. 8 Nintendo Switch firmware update lets you take screenshots in the Switch Online app The app on your console, not your phone. 7 Latest Articles Genshin Impact Path of Gleaming Jade dates, login event rewards Including other anniversary rewards and how to claim them. Atari will hold RollerCoaster Tycoon rights for another decade Ups and downs. 7 Jelly Deals Logitech's G Pro X gaming headset is its lowest-ever price during Amazon's Early Access sale Prime Members can get it for just £52. Jelly Deals Save over £500 off the retail price on this beefy ASUS TUF Dash gaming laptop from Amazon Under £1080 for an RTX 3070 laptop. Supporters Only Premium only Off Topic: Take a minute to appreciate Cookin' with Coolio's incredible scallops recipe. What a great book. Premium only Off Topic: Reading City of Glass in comic form "Where exactly am I going?" Premium only Off Topic: Il Buco is a transporting film about a really big hole Underlands. Off-Topic Netflix handled Sandman brilliantly It was Dreamy. 9 Buy things with globes on them And other lovely Eurogamer merch in our official store! Explore our store