Saints Row will let you transform into a toilet for a million dollars The Loadout The Loadout Saints Row will let you transform into a toilet for a million dollars If you're looking for the most Saints Row way to burn your money in Saints Row, this post-story store is the destination you need to visit Jamie Hore Published: Aug 22, 2022 10:27 ET Saints Row The reboot of Saints Row is almost here, and while Volition has aimed for a bit more realism compared to past games, there's still plenty of Saints Row-ness throughout. Even once you've completed the main story (don't worry, no spoilers ahead), the post-game will give you one final shot to do something totally ridiculous, and probably make you stone cold broke in the process. That's because completing the main story will unlock a new shop called Everything's A Million Dollars, and as you can probably tell from the name, its wares aren't cheap. So, what does this fine establishment sell? A golden suit? A platinum-coated supercar? Erm, not exactly. What it actually sells is a whole host of random objects that you can essentially transform yourself into. While you'll probably already look quite striking thanks to the millions of customisation possibilities in Saints Row's character creator, a purchase from Everything's A Million Dollars will certainly give you a unique look. For a million in-game dollars, you can turn yourself into a vending machine, a cactus, a toilet, or even a moving tornado of socks. However, it turns out that not everything is a million dollars at this store, because there are even more wasteful ways to burn your end-game cash. For five million dollars, you can become a bale of tumbleweed, or a swarm of killer bees if you prefer. Becoming a literal pile of cash will set you back ten million dollars. And then if you just so happen to have 25 million lying around, you could become an Astral Projection – quite literally a purple cloud of celestial-looking dust. As you can tell from our Saints Row review, the storyline is not this game's strong suit. However, at least there's a motivation to complete it now – running around Santo Ileso terrorising people as a heavily-armed vending machine. Nice. For more info on Volition's reboot, check out our Saints Row map guide for the rundown on Santo Ileso. More from The Loadout Are there Saints Row (2022) cheats and cheat codes? Saints Row’s Boss Factory sets an inclusivity benchmark Saints Row plays like a true Saints Row game and that is a huge relief Cursed Saints Row Boss Factory creations include Sonic and Will Smith The FIFA 23 meta has quickly become all about Lengthy players Blizzard assures Overwatch 2 players their OW1 skins aren’t lost Jamie Hore Jamie started out his journalism career rambling about FIFA esports, but today he covers much more, like the best Warzone guns and the Apex Legends tier list. He's also rather excited for the Starfield release date. Popular now Orianna has been disabled for League of Legends Worlds 2022 The FIFA 23 meta has quickly become all about Lengthy players Blizzard assures Overwatch 2 players their OW1 skins aren’t lost Network N Media earns commission from qualifying purchases via Amazon Associates and other programs. We include affiliate links in articles. View terms. Prices correct at time of publication. More stories Odoamne says Rogue is taking LoL Worlds 2022 “one game at a time” Best Warzone Loadout of the Week – battle with Modern Warfare’s best The LoL Worlds 2022 final is headed to a cinema near you More from The Loadout Follow us for daily videogame news on Facebook, Twitter, Steam, and Google News. Will Saints Row be on Game Pass? Saints Row reboot gangs and factions guide Saints Row map, districts, and activities guide Free shooting games Best PS5 games Best Xbox games