What would you rather have A big d**k that works sometimes or an average d**k that works all the time - Comedian gives his take on LeBron James and Michael Jordan GOAT debate × Follow Us Create Notifications New User posted their first comment this is comment text Link Approve Reject & ban Delete Log in Manage your profile Editing Story Queue Video Queue Editing Stats Writer Home SEO Redirection Admin Gaming Wiki Edits Taxonomy Home Edit Site Menu Mapping Dashboard Tag Pages Community Social Feed Queue Feed Center Notification Center Affiliate Home Manage Pages Bottom Tagline Dash Timeless Stories Logout Basketball NBA News News What would you rather have A big d**k that works sometimes or an average d**k that works all the time - Comedian gives his take on LeBron James and Michael Jordan GOAT debate By Juan Paolo David Modified 03 Sep 2022 Follow Us Comment Share LeBron James and Michael Jordan at the 2022 NBA All-Star Game LeBron James could make the GOAT debate more interesting next season by becoming the NBA's all-time leading scorer. Michael Jordan remains the GOAT for many, but there are plenty who believe James has surpassed him. In a recent appearance on "The Art of Dialogue," comedian Aries Spears was asked about James chasing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's scoring record. Spears believes "The King" will break every record if he continues to play for a few years. However, the standup comic thinks Jordan is still the greatest player around. "If he sticks around even longer, he'll pass up every f**king thing," Spears said. "I'm a LeBron fan; people think I'm not. I am. I recognize his greatness, but he ain't MJ. He's not f**king with MJ." Spears also pointed out James and Jordan's NBA Finals record. He thinks James' 4-6 Finals record should not be celebrated, while Jordan remains the standard-bearer with a perfect 6-0 record. He also asked the interviewer a hilarious question: "4-6 is a losing record. What are we celebrating? Mediocrity?" Spears said. "Let me ask you a question. What would you rather have? A big d**k that works sometimes 4-6 or an average d**k that works all the time 6-0?" The interviewer replied: "I'll take the average that works all the time." Aries even went as far as saying that James has not surpassed Kobe Bryant on the GOAT list. He has Jordan at the top, followed by Bryant and James. He explained that Jordan and Bryant had a killer instinct, while James has been passive at times. Could LeBron James become NBA s all-time leading scorer next season LeBron James of the LA Lakers LeBron James is 1,325 points behind Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's scoring record. That means James will need to average 16.2 points per game next season across 82 games. James has been plagued by injuries since joining the LA Lakers in 2018. He has played just 223 games, averaging 56 games per season. If James wants to become the NBA's all-time leading scorer, he will have to average 23.7 points per game if he plays that many games next season. James' production has not slowed down even at the age of 37. He averaged 30.3 points in 56 games last season. If he keeps the same pace next season, he will get the record sometime in late January or early February. It could happen in Boston against the Celtics or in Los Angeles against the Milwaukee Bucks. If LeBron James fails to break the record next season, he will have more chances later on. James has been very vocal about his dream to play with his eldest son, Bronny, in the 2024-25 NBA season. He's even open to the idea of playing with his youngest son, Bryce, in 2026. Poll : 0 votes Quick Links More from Sportskeeda Edited by Bhargav × Feedback Thank You! Be the first one to comment Follow Us Share Show More Comments GIF Comment in moderation 0 0 Reply x Edit Delete Delete the comment? No thanks Delete GIF Cancel Update GIF Cancel Reply ❮ ❯ GIF Comment in moderation 0 0 Reply x Edit Delete Delete the comment? 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