Chris Pratt Mario Memes Internet Roasts the Voice and More

Chris Pratt Mario Memes Internet Roasts the Voice and More

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Hold Your Wahoos — the Internet Is Roasting Chris Pratt' s Watered-Down Mario Voice

By Bianca PiazzaOct. 7 2022, Published 1:18 p.m. ET It's a-me, Chris Pratt? Yes, fellow gaming nerds and casual Super Smash Bros. players alike, the first official trailer for 2023's The Super Mario Bros. Movie has arrived, and the internet has plenty of opinions, as expected. Article continues below advertisement Whether your player of choice in Super Mario games was always Barbiecore Princess Peach or the titular plump Italian plumber himself (more on his heavily discussed physique later), it's clear that Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. has been a phenomenon since 1985. Given its influential stamp on pop culture (come on, we all know the difference between the green Koopa Troopa shells and the superior red ones), it was only a matter of time before the game series inspired a blockbuster animated film. And considering Mario himself — who first appeared in 1981's Donkey Kong — has graced more than 200 video game titles, filling his shoes is no easy gig. But the controversial Chris Pratt gave us hope when he relayed in September 2021 that he was "working hard" on his Mario voice. Not only that, but he previously lent his voice to animated characters in 2020's Onward and 2014's The Lego Movie. When the October 2022 voice reveal arrived, however, the hope almost unanimously fizzled. Article continues below advertisement So, hop in a warp pipe with us as we discuss all things related to Chris Pratt's polarizing Mario voice and his disappointing CGI booty — via meme, of course. Wahoo!Article continues below advertisement

Chris Pratt' s Mario voice is watered down to an upsetting degree

I guess technically we haven't heard Chris Pratt's normal voice in the Mario world pic.twitter.com/8Kbidb8xtc— Nibel (@Nibellion) October 6, 2022 “When people hear Chris Pratt’s performance, the criticism will evaporate. Maybe not entirely – people love to voice opinions, as they should," producer Chris Meledandri told Deadline in June 2022. Clearly, the evaporation process has not begun.Article continues below advertisement Of course, much of the discourse surrounding Chris Pratt's Mario voice points to the fact that ... he essentially just used his own voice. If we wanted to hear Chris Pratt's regular voice, we'd just binge-watch all of Parks and Recreation. We demand a corny, over-exaggerated Italian accent! Is that so much to ask for? (BRB, throwing a Spiny Blue Shell Chris's way.)Article continues below advertisement

Diet Brooklyn accent

Chris Pratt using his regular voice with a diet Brooklyn accent for Mario. https://t.co/JfG84Fu77L— Chlöe, without the umlaut (@ItsChloeNow) October 6, 2022 Though Mario's signature red cap and overalls would be ironically trendy in Brooklyn, he's no Brooklynite. Once again, The Super Mario Bros. Movie should've ensured that Mario boasted a borderline-offensive Italian accent. It's what we deserve. Article continues below advertisement

The Italian community is in shambles

every italian when chris pratt was cast as mario pic.twitter.com/D2akK38S32— Vincent Martella (@VinMan17) October 7, 2022 “I’m not sure this is the smartest defense, but as a person who has Italian-American heritage, I feel I can make that decision without worrying about offending Italians or Italian-Americans. … I think we’re going to be just fine," producer Chris Meledandri stated. Yet here we are, wishing Mario had more olive oil running through his veins. Article continues below advertisement Why hire the Jurassic World star to voice Mario when we could've gotten the likes of such Italian kings as Robert De Niro, Danny DeVito (who kind of resembles Mario in Matilda), or Al Pacino? Actually, we take it back; Steve Buscemi or no one. We haven't seen Chris Pratt wave around pinched Italian fingers even once.Article continues below advertisement

We were all robbed of Mario' s famously juicy butt

Remember what they took from us pic.twitter.com/F7WINr16nk— Fir @ twitchcon (@SimplyFir) October 4, 2022 Not only are we missing out on a historically accurate (maybe that phrasing is a stretch), high-pitched Mario voice, but something even more traumatic plagued the Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer. Mario is missing his recognizably thick badonkadonk. Rest in peace. Article continues below advertisement

WE COULD' VE HANDLED IT

BREAKING: After a fan outcry over Mario’s butt cheeks not being big enough in the film’s teaser poster, producer Chris Meledandri provides an explanation.

“If we made his butt appear way bigger, it would’ve looked too delicious for audiences to handle.” pic.twitter.com/ufeFTA91ZM— Cartoon Crap (@CartoonCrap) October 4, 2022 While this is obviously not a direct quote from the producer, we're going to pretend that it is for the sake of giggles (and to ease our suffering). Article continues below advertisement

His butt is just a linear continuation of his back

Okay this is a bit uncharacteristic of me but was anybody else weirded out by how flat Mario's butt is!? dude jumps around all day and has some meat on his bones, but his butt is just a linear continuation of his back. give Mario the donk pic.twitter.com/yITYrk9063— brandon sheffield (@necrosofty) October 6, 2022 It's true; considering the fact that Mario spends an abundance of time jumping on mushrooms, over barrels, and into warp pipes (depending on the game, of course), his glutes should be thicker! What gives? Alas, we will have to find a way to accept Andy Dwyer–voiced pancake-butt Mario. It's not the mustached hero we wanted, but it's the one we got.AdvertisementMore from Distractify Chris Pratt's Voice in the 'Mario' Trailer Has Some Wondering If He's Italian Mario's Design for the 'Super Mario' Movie May Have Been Leaked Before Its Official Unveiling How Does HBO Max's 'Velma' Connect to the Original 'Scooby-Doo'? (NYCC FIRST LOOK) Latest Movies News and UpdatesAdvertisementABOUT DistractifyAbout UsPrivacy PolicyTerms of UseDMCASitemapCONNECT with DistractifyLink to Facebook Link to TwitterLink to InstagramContact us by Email Copyright 2022 Distractify. Distractify is a registered trademark. All Rights Reserved. People may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Offers may be subject to change without notice.
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