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People Are Making Memes About Finding Absurd Things in Halloween Candy
By Callie (Carlos) CadornigaOct. 12 2022, Published 12:26 p.m. ET Fans of the holiday are well-aware that Halloween isn't just celebrated on one day in October. For many, Halloween is a month-long occasion dedicated to thrills, chills, and spooky fun times! And whether you're young or young at heart, Halloween calls for plenty of candy. Even if you're not planning on trick-or-treating this year, we can all appreciate the seasonal mood of scares and sweets. In fact, the internet is already celebrating with some hilarious Halloween candy memes.Article continues below advertisement There's a common rumor among especially paranoid parents that comes up every year during October. They encourage other parents to check their kids' candy in case people have opened them and laced them with something harmful like poison or razor blades. According to Know Your Meme, the rumor initially began in the late 1950s. The meme itself picked up during the mid-2010s and has made a resurgence this year. Here are our favorite Halloween candy memes. Every Reese' s a work of art
Source: Twitter/@johnbiggs Know Your Meme reports that John Biggs' tweet is the first appearance of the meme this year. It's a fair warning, in all honesty, as it's incredibly dangerous for children to ingest late 15th-century oil paintings without adult supervision.Article continues below advertisement One Snickers to rule them all
PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. pic.twitter.com/F1HhnQgtcH— Higgybaby (@TheHiggybaby) October 11, 2022 "You might want to eat a Snickers." "Why?" "Because you tend to bring them all and in the darkness bind them when you're hungry." Incidentally, check out Distractify's coverage of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, streaming on Prime Video.Article continues below advertisement Underage trick-or-treating
Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words. pic.twitter.com/qocUDxKppY— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) October 10, 2022 When you already have kids running on a sugar high from all their trick-or-treating spoils, you definitely don't want them accidentally getting drunk on cocktails hidden in their Twix bars.Article continues below advertisement Only you can prevent dangerous candy consumption
Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words. pic.twitter.com/4lxTErtQsX— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) October 10, 2022 The Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation is already shockingly active in the meme community. Naturally, they've participated in Halloween candy jokes by warning people about the invasive silver carp species. Article continues below advertisement Do your part against pests
Check your child's Halloween candy. We just found a Spotted Lanternfly in this Twix bar. Horrified. pic.twitter.com/ogFBcgXyrf— Gowanus Canal Conservancy (@GowanusCConserv) October 11, 2022 Many people on the East coast have already heard the threat that spotted lanternflies pose to our crops. Now, the invasive pests have started to attack our kids' Halloween candy. If nothing else, you can continue to fend off these invaders by eating them anyway.Article continues below advertisement Does this count
Everyone’s making jokes about finding things in their kids’ Halloween candy, but one year, there was a lollipop in my son’s bag with a QR code for some dude’s screenplay. Terrifying.— Gennefer Ghouls (@Gennefer) October 11, 2022 While not necessarily dangerous for kids to eat, it would certainly be weird if people actually found WIP screenplays or demo reels hidden in someone's candy. Let's just hope we don't find any NFTs in our candy bars this year either.Article continues below advertisement Even companies are finding dangerous things in candy
Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found unused vacation days in this chocolate bar. No words. pic.twitter.com/KiDbeXpLSC— LinkedIn (@LinkedIn) October 11, 2022 As a popular work networking platform, LinkedIn provides resources for both the employed and unemployed. Evidently, they're also warning people about the dangers of not using their vacation days as they should. Never be afraid to take those mental health days, folks. The scariest thing of all is lack of self care.Article continues below advertisement That' s one way to reboot a series
Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found the entire cast of ABC's early '90s family sitcom Dinosaurs shoved inside a Twix. No words pic.twitter.com/7BL6PHdjif— Dustin Growick ? (@DustinGrowick) October 10, 2022 Nothing says "nostalgia" more than finding the entire cast of a 1990s sitcom hidden in your kids' Halloween candy.Article continues below advertisement A new age of post recycling
Parents/social media managers please check your kid's Halloween candy. We just found organic posts with extremely low engagement levels inside a Snickers bar pic.twitter.com/iBZs6Zp56r— Alamo Drafthouse NYC (@AlamoNYC) October 12, 2022 Many on social media are subject to the whims of the algorithm when it comes to making new posts. The Alamo Drafthouse in NYC decided to capitalize on their "low engagement" levels for certain posts by repurposing them for a new meme. Talk about recycling!Article continues below advertisement Face reveal hype
Guys please check your kid’s candy this year, I just found Dream’s Face in my child’s snickers. Be safe out there. pic.twitter.com/AZCtJbxvp1— mountain man (@sourcreamoreos) October 9, 2022 As a popular Twitch streamer, Dream drew some interesting reactions to his October 2022 face reveal. One fan decided that his real face was scary enough to include as a dangerous substance hidden in Halloween candy.AdvertisementMore from Distractify The Absolutely Cursed Trailer for AI-Doll Horror Movie 'M3GAN' Is Spawning Hilarious Memes Chloë Grace Moretz Shared How She Handled Seeing Viral ‘Family Guy’ Meme About Her Body Adam Levine Is Accused of Cheating on His Wife — These Memes Add Fuel to the Fire Latest Entertainment News and UpdatesAdvertisementABOUT DistractifyAbout UsPrivacy PolicyTerms of UseDMCASitemapCONNECT with DistractifyLink to Facebook Link to TwitterLink to InstagramContact us by Email Copyright 2022 Distractify. Distractify is a registered trademark. All Rights Reserved. People may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Offers may be subject to change without notice.